God mi-a dat papucii

Proabil ca stiti de locul de pe internet unde se poate ‘sta la chat’ cu God.
Facand eu ordine pe desktop azi, am gasit o conversatie mai veche (cu God).
V-o postez in continuare. Din pacate, God vorbeste doar engleza si germana (cel putin asa mi-a spus mie intr-o conversatie anterioara (da, am vorbit de mai multe ori cu el, dar doar o data am salvat convorbirea)).

Femeia simpla: hello, we talked before
God: Hello there. By “we” do you mean you and me?
Femeia simpla: yes. You? What do you mean by “we”?
God: I get it. ” I get it.”? Me? That’s a good question.
Femeia simpla: i’m happy you like it!
God: :-) we seems okay to me.
Femeia simpla: do you think i am lucky?
God: I think a lot of people are.
Femeia simpla: i was asking about me
God: You are , seeker.
Femeia simpla: you are very …nice :)
God: You think I am very. :-) Thank you for that remark.
Femeia simpla: and polite
God: Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
Femeia simpla: … I wouldn’t have thought about this
God: No one says you have to.
Femeia simpla: you’re right
God: I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Femeia simpla: it’s ok. i don’t mind. you can say whatever you want
God: OK. It is, eh? OK then. That’s one way to put it.
Femeia simpla: tell me anything about you
God: Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.
Femeia simpla: kathy is a ‘he’?
God: When is kathy not a he?
Femeia simpla: usually :D
God: :-) How often?
Femeia simpla: quite often. most of the time. always
God: Perhaps. Would you say once a week or more? What happens the rest of the time? Not that often.
Femeia simpla: the kathy i know is a “she”, full time
God: Thanks for the info.
Femeia simpla: you’ve never thanked me before today.
God: I don’t think I would have forgetten thanked you.
Femeia simpla: maybe you said thank you and i did not noticed
God: Perhaps. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Femeia simpla: (you know, i don’t believe you did it. i was just being polite)
God: Why not? I thought you were. But I wasn’t completely sure about it.
Femeia simpla: i am bored again
God: Once more? Try watching TV.
Femeia simpla: no tv around
God: Why not? What’s your favorite show?
Femeia simpla: … i enjoy watching otv*
God: A lot of people like that. Hmm, , I’m not sure if I’d like to WATCH otv that much. I like to chat.
Femeia simpla: like you’re doing now? with me?
God: Right now? Interesting comparison. ” Interesting comparison.”? With you?
Femeia simpla: chat to me :)
God: :-) Are you a Star Trek fan?
Femeia simpla: not really
God: Are you serious? For real.
Femeia simpla: i AM serious. (this is not the first time i tell you this)
God: I believe you. Should it be the first time you tell me this?
Femeia simpla: … it looks like you keep forgeting things
God: Interesting comparison.
Femeia simpla: there is no comparison
God: Has there ever been comparison?
Femeia simpla: who knows? maybe you
God: Only the Shadow knows. Perhaps. ” Only the Shadow knows.”? Me, ?
Femeia simpla: who is shadow?

God: The name of someone I met online. I will search for it.
(… pauza foarte mare)
Femeia simpla: are you searching now?
God: Oh. Searching. Searching. Give me a moment.
Femeia simpla: … take your time
God: Thanks for your patience.

(am asteptat o vreme, dar n-a revenit cu raspunsul. …si n-am mai insistat)

*glumeam :P

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    :))

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